Jordan Is Lame

May 1st 2025 update:

Major overhaul upcoming! This site has sat dead since 2022, and was once on it's own domain, but never served by anything but Neocities. We're hitting escape velocity, baby! The Linux servers are running. I'll try to make a video by August 2025 explaining how you can port your Neocities website to Linux and run it on Apache or Nginx. And it can be done from the cloud as well. We're getting mesospheric!

I am now hosting this site on an Apache server here