Jordan Is Lame

I am now hosting this site on an Apache server here. I also have created a video describing how you can make a full-stack Linux server version of your Neocities website. My videos on Neocities have a combined total of about 50,000 views.

I learned to code with Neocities

Explore weird Neocities sites with me!

How to port your Neocities site to a full-stack Linux server

July 2026 update: Jordan Learns C++

Making JordanIsLame, and making the Linux-hosted version of it that I mention a few lines above was an educational experience for me. I learned HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and SQL, to make some pretty complex websites. But it all started with Neocities. And if you haven't yet, I highly, highly recommend that you make your own Neocities website to learn web development for yourself. If you're interested.

My next journey, though, is that I am learning C++. C++ has always been the legitimate programming language in my opinion, and the most difficult one. I have been making many little games, and want to get into Windows indie game development.

I'm a month in, and have been learning Win32, SDL, and OpenGL to make windows & 2D & 3D graphics with C++.

To follow my C++ journey, follow my GitHub page for it, or follow my Neocities page for it.